The order: LED suspenders for 10,47 Euro
Well, this is already the category “borderline” but for a gag in the video you can dare it. Or not? Let’s see what Temu has squeezed into the bag!
Unpacking and testing
Since Temu wanted to give me the parts at the end, although they juggle with the prices so often that it makes you dizzy, I left the part in the shopping cart. The Chinese act there like a hat player… “Where is the best price, hey?” Not at all, because today there is free for free. Let’s put the pink thing on the table. And it becomes a running gag: The size triggers dollhouse feeling. Again. They fit, at the greatest “length”, just my 9-year-old son. Are the Chinese really that small, or is this the space-saving Temu edition because of the limited bags?
At the end of the suspenders is the small LED box with switch and tiny battery. And what do we learn? Battery out, all out. Garbage can up and gone. So all one way with disposable. You can’t exchange the battery and I also wonder why there is a dog’s paw marking the switch. On the dog come? Well, we can still do the function test.
And it lights up! You can make it glow continuously, blink slowly and quickly. Or just switch it off. Not a stupid idea either.
The clips don’t hold very tight, but you can never attach them all at the same time anyway. So it hardly bothers that the idea with the light guide can’t work that way. You would have had to use milky strips and nothing transparent. What a jumble… i feel like the local garbage disposal company.
Workmanship and material
The light guide surround in the center could also be used as a nylon screen. I’ll forgo the material testing here for the known reasons and also to avoid wasting more time with this pointless product.
But the rest of the suspenders could be rolled up, knotted together and used as fishing line. Then we could safely fish out the Temu garbage from the next body of water, which notorious garbage separation deniers have simply disposed of there. This trash is simply not good for anything else.
Conclusion
Category “OMG”. Who needs LED suspenders that are far too short, that neither light up properly nor can be used as such? Nobody. That’s why they sell them to us.
- 1 - Introduction and my Temu orders
- 2 - Fried eggs parody with blood instead of ketchup
- 3 - Headphone stand with toxic support
- 4 - Purple arrow in neon look? Why not!
- 5 - Cotton swabs with claustrophobia
- 6 - Falls off like waste: Transparent adhesive tape
- 7 - Art becomes more and more artificial
- 8 - Bright suspenders for gnomes
- 9 - Glass ball with heart and enlightenment
- 10 - Apple prices on Temu? But it works!
- 11 - Lowest level vacuum claner
- 12 - Time expired and a sobering conclusion
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