Coffee fund was yesterday, today we have the pun fund. And to be honest, I’m exhausted. Not destroyed, but mentally and physically drained. When you compare the effort of the past seven days to what has been achieved and, above all, who has been reached and how, you just want to turn over and go back to sleep. Whether the card tested yesterday is beautiful, ugly, worthless, or sexy doesn’t matter anymore.
The habit of emphasizing the importance of products through NDAs and celebrated birth parties at the stroke of afternoon is somewhat understandable. Making noise is part of the trade, not just for snakes. Nowadays, it feels like every screw is thrown onto the market with an NDA. And as if that weren’t enough, they even split such an incredibly interesting screw launch into two parts: the left-threaded one comes on Wednesday, and the right-threaded one with a lock nut comes on Thursday. And to ensure that the influencers don’t starve, a few days beforehand, there’s a supervised screwing-in of the new fastening aids into a well-oiled nut under notarial supervision, just to make sure nothing goes wrong. Best done in YouTube shorts or even TikTok. Because of the target audience’s handicapped attention span.
After the launch (and to calm down a bit), yesterday I enjoyed watching some videos on YouTube. Seeing the remorseful faces of those who believe they have to justify themselves for using pre-lubricated screws was worth more than just the 2 cent cost factor. No, that was truly priceless. And since I am also a part of the whole machinery, this afternoon there will be part two of the series, namely an OC card with genuine overclocking. Until then, you’ll have to make do with this morning’s outpouring because I’m not an octopus who can do everything at once with eight arms.
I will also discuss power consumption because the taste of selling a 130mm screw as a 115mm screw is hard to eliminate. After all, if you’re unlucky, a genuine 115mm screw might not be more stable than a red cable tie that you can buy for much less money. I’ll definitely test that in the next few days. Nevertheless, I can already spoil that today’s test, in terms of results, is more in line with the screw manufacturer’s expectations. So, be sure to check it out because I’ve got something special for you today!
Enyou the new old Ada anthem!
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