Water structuring with the Tesla experiment set for 4,500 euros – Hexagonal water as the ultimate problem solver?

Today is a public holiday in Saxony and, instead of the most serious technology, I present you with a pearl of esoteric cross-talk. Yes, it’s about the legendary water structurer according to Dr. Georges Lakhovsky, which is supposed to make the water softer and the buyer poorer at the same time. At least the latter works without scientific proof – a simple bank statement is enough. How did I come across this sick scam? Facebook is a veritable wellspring of abnormal ads for things that nobody really needs except the seller. But maybe the part is also suitable for a highly potent custom loop water cooling system?

Disclaimer: Please do not buy, this is maximum real satire, but not a product recommendation and certainly not a test! But the Tesla experimental set for water structuring does look nice, doesn’t it?

I’m quoting from the homepage, where they don’t just offer any old trivial product, but also want to improve on this water maker. But read for yourself, because it’s really funny:

He-xa-go-na-les water? Sounds like a product from EKWB for the optical and energetic total blubbering of the water-cooled malaise in the PC. Such a Tesla-based and much-improved Dr. Georges Lakhovsky water structurer is a truly indispensable device that is said to have almost magical powers, “structuring” water in a way that can apparently promote health and cooling. Or at least that’s what you might think if you follow the often exaggerated claims of its devotees.

Lakhovsky, a Russian engineer and inventor who lived in the early 20th century, had many ideas that were part of frontier science. Among other things, he claimed that living cells function like small oscillators and can be influenced by certain frequencies. In a brilliant move of pseudoscience, this theory was applied to water, a molecule so simple and yet so full of commercial potential.

The water structurer promises not only to energize water by harnessing these “cosmic” frequencies, but to virtually reinvent it. Users swear by the changed properties of the water – softer, purer, more energizing. A real miracle cure! And while the scientific backing for these claims is about as solid as a house of cards on a windy day, the sale of these devices remains lucrative. To the cynical observer, the whole thing might appear to be a clever exploitation of the halo effect of scientific-sounding concepts.

Anyone who clicks on the “Buy” button is not offered a store, but ends up directly in their Paypal account and then pays for friends without any right of reclaim. The paltry 4500 euros is of course almost a modest sum for such an ivory tower of esoteric brain dilution.

Oh, of course, before I forget: The water texturizer of course also promises to fight age and erase wrinkles as if it were nothing more than an ironing press for your skin. A hexagonal irrigated steam iron, to be precise. How exactly does it work? By “structuring” water with the mystical Schumann frequency. Yes, the Schumann resonance, the “heartbeat of the earth”, which is supposedly so magical that it can influence not only the atmosphere, but also the water in your kitchen and toilet.

Imagine all the years mankind has spent investing in expensive creams and complicated treatments, and the answer has been right in front of us the whole time: simply “energize” the water. Just drink a few sips of the haxagonal fine liquor and your wrinkles could disappear into thin air (as well as your money), so the promises go. Who needs skincare when you can just set your water to the right frequency instead? Soap is completely overrated! And not to mention the healing power, the hexagonal miracle water even removes dried ketchup from the last hot dog party after just 6 weeks of soaking on the skin!

And the best part? This concept is almost too scientific to be true – which it is. There is absolutely no solid evidence that the Schumann frequency generated by lightning activity in the atmosphere has any effect on our skin or the aging process. At most, when lightning strikes you (e.g. when looking at your bank balance). But don’t worry, that doesn’t stop the proponents of the water texturizer from selling their devices as an anti-ageing solution too. After all, sometimes science and hard facts just aren’t as convincing as a good sales pitch.

Take a little real science, mix it with a lot of esoteric interpretation, add some impressive terminology and voilà: a product that parts gullible customers from their hard-earned euros, all in the name of health and wellness. Whether it really works or not seems almost a side issue. With that in mind, tomorrow we’ll enter the final spurt for this week with some real facts. See you on this Schumann frequency!

Source: wasserstrukturierer.de